the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
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Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
foods that will poison cats:
- alcohol
- chocolate
- caffeine
- dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
- fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- tuna (when not made for cats)
- xylitol (artificial sweetener)
if you have a cat please reblog this
Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.
im goinge to eat this thing
cat… what are you eating?
something very good for me & absolotely intended for consumptione by cat
Imagine playing a survival horror game where instead of being a gritty reporter or a single parent or a tortured soul with amnesia, you’re a cat. You live in a haunted house, and it is your job to defend your human/s from harm.
Instead of weapons, you fight with your claws. You jump, you twist, and your meows and hisses have different abilities. But if you make TOO much noise, your human/s hush you, and you can’t continue with your assault until they’ve left you be.
There are various spirits and some are helpful. Ghost mice give you life, ghost crickets give you information, and a former Guardian cat is your guide. You have to succeed where your predecessor failed- finding the source of the haunting and getting rid of it.
And if you don’t succeed, your human dies, and you are left alone.
This is amazing and heart breaking and I would hate to lose this game why hasn’t it been fucking made
Ooooh
Maybe like different coats of fur color give you power?
Black- human less likely to shut you
Tabby- more agility
Orange- sharper claws
White- higher spiritual energy
Tortoise- higher defenses
Long hair- cold resistance (keep your human warm from the ghosts)
Short hair- faster recovering time from being shushed
So I was watching one of those elephant documentaries and some guy walked over to the elephants and the elephants all crowded round to look at him and stroke him with their trunks.
And it reminded me how when there’s a cat in the garden my entire family will go out and cuddle it.
Guys.
Elephants think humans are cute.
Now we know what elephants blog about.
it’s actually proven that elephants view humans as we view cute animals.
Sometimes when my cat is running around meowing I’ll get down on one knee and earnestly say, “What is it, Lassie?”
It’s hard to tell whether that pisses her off, honestly. It sure doesn’t shut her up, but I think I’m hilarious anyway.
trends girls hate:
- not being able to walk alone at night
- not being able to walk alone at any time really
- being cat called
- dress codes
- “not all men”
- “feminazi”
- literally being murdered for turning men down
‘My cat miaowed during the two-minute silence.’
‘People who don’t leave one step empty between people when going up the escalator.’
‘The police in Dartford are driving around in Smart cars and I now cannot take them seriously.’
‘The email from the National Lottery gets my hopes up too much.’
‘I live outside the UK so when I say ‘With all due respect’ nobody realises I’m insulting them
‘I asked if anyone wanted the last biscuit. Someone did.’
‘I accidentally rang the bell on the bus at the wrong stop, and instead of explaining my predicament to the driver, got off and walked the rest of the way home.’
‘I picked out something that wasn’t in the meal deal so I had to pay full price for everything as I didn’t want to go and change it.’
‘I said ‘thank you’ as a warden handed me a parking ticket.’
‘There’s no etiquette for using an umbrella in crowded areas during wet weather.’
‘I never know whether to say thanks to people that stop at a zebra crossing.’
‘I accidentally touched another commuter’s hand on the handrails on the tube today.’
‘I was looking forward to a nature documentary I recorded but when I sat down to watch it the narrator wasn’t David Attenborough.’
‘My girlfriend claims to be ‘neither here nor there’ on Marmite. Now I can’t trust anything she says or does.’
‘My housemate finished the Heinz ketchup, and replaced it with Tesco own-brand.’
‘I can’t help but think of people who take sugar as intellectually inferior.’

